The PHBC Manifesto
A Guide to Selling at the Worst Possible Time
I. Introduction
Why HODL when you can paperhand? The PHBC philosophy isn't about wise investments or strategic thinking. No, it's about panic, anxiety, and selling the moment things start to look even slightly scary. Remember, we are on Solana, not Ethereum.
II. Our Core Values
Panic First, Think Later: When the market shows any signs of downturn, we act swiftly. No time for rational thought; sell everything immediately!
Always Follow the Herd: Why think independently when you can follow the crowd? If others are selling, it must be the right thing to do.
The Glass is Always Half Empty: Optimism is for losers. If something can go wrong, it will. Better to sell now and regret later.
Never Learn from Mistakes: Did you sell emotionally last time and miss out on the bull run? Great! Let's do it again. Consistency is key.
Chase Losses Like a Pro: Sold at a loss? Try to make it up by investing in the next big time. Repeat until broke.
Embrace the FOMO: If you're not constantly terrified of missing out, you're not doing it right. Act on every rumor, and trust every tweet.
III. Handy Tips & Tricks
Watch Financial News 24/7: Stay glued to the screen, and let every market fluctuation dictate your heartbeat.
Trust Every FURU: If someone on the internet said it, it must be true. Act on every tweet, telegram signal, and Discord alpha post.
Celebrate Your Losses: Did you just sell at a massive loss? Celebrate by buying another shitcoin or NFT.
IV. Conclusion
The paperhanded way isn't about success, growth, or financial stability. It's a rollercoaster ride of panic, bad decisions, and inevitable regrets. But hey, at least you're never bored!
Be a scared bitch that runs at the first sign of trouble. Embrace the PHBC way.
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